If you have a Mickey Mouse hat in your closet, dust-free, and ready to don for your next foray into the Magic Kingdom, this post is not for you.
For the rest of you who would like to know how you can survive – just survive twelve hours of Disney hell, read on.
“Give me your tired (yes – most definitely that), your poor (oh you most certainly will be), your huddled masses (may it not rain on your ill-favored day) . . .”
This post will contain tips for the first part of the day through to lunch time. Part Two will contain the rest of the day’s tips plus a bonus feature – a printable itinerary with which you can avoid as much of the unpleasantness as possible, simply by following this fool-proof route.
Note: this itinerary is valid for parents of children ten and under who are Disney novices (both parents and kids).
First. If you are at Euro Disney, you are most likely coming by RER, or staying in a hotel. In the unlikely case that you are coming by car, when you arrive at the fork in the road that lets you choose between Disney Parking and TGV/Gare Parking – choose the latter. If you park in the Disney parking lot, you will have to take a bus from there to get to the park. But the train station parking lot is a few steps from the entrance to the park.
Next up – you will, of course, have printed out your tickets in advance from having bought them online to save yourselves having to wait for a very long time. Go past the booths straight to the turn-styles. Don’t bother buying tickets for both parks – you won’t have time, your kids are too small, your patience too thin. (In my humble opinion).
If you’ve printed out your ticket and have this big piece of paper, they can still scan the bar code, so don’t worry if you see people handing small tickets that get sucked through the turn-style – you’re in the right place. The Fast Passes are in the code bar. I’ll explain about that in a minute.
Note – there are lockers just on the inside and you can also rent strollers if need be.
Once you get in, (oh look – they’re already decorating for Christmas – Quel Surprise!),
make a beeline for Buzz Lightyear. Go through Main Street and then veer right.
Don’t bother with a Fast Pass for Buzz. If you’ve arrived there right at the opening (at ten o’clock) you shouldn’t need it. This is the only time of day when Buzz will be possible.
Wait the 30 minutes to 1 hour in line, and do the 3 minute ride.
Next. Take the standard photos in front of Sleeping Beauty’s castle.
get a bird’s eye look at the park and begrudgingly admit that it’s cheerful
then go outside and try to lift the Excalibur sword.
Oh look! You’re right in front of the carousel (manège in French). May as well do that.
This is a very good time to divide and conquer, because the next step will be to get a Fast Pass for Peter Pan (before the manège if you must – but ideally one parent will go get the Fast Pass while the other waits in line with the children to go on the carousel).
Now, this is how those Fast Passes work. Each ticket gets you three Fast Passes, and they can get you on the more popular rides more quickly. You just go and scan your ticket near the ride of choice where it says “Fast Pass,” it tells you what time your ride will be available in order to use the Fast Pass, and you print out the tickets if the time doesn’t conflict with lunch (or your departure time – cough, cough).
The only hitch is that you can only use one Fast Pass at a time – one ride at a time, I mean. You can’t run around getting Fast Passes for all the fun rides all at once. We were very lucky on Friday in that it was so cold and grey no one wanted to be there and we waited the 30 minutes per ride and didn’t use the Fast Passes at all.
So. Back to the manège, when you’re done with that
just give the rides a rest until lunch. Dumbo, Tea Cups, Orbitron – they’re are all a waste of time, I’d say. It’s a lot of stop and start to let passengers on and off, and you can do this at some other park. Disney has other interesting things to offer.
What? Is it nearly lunch time already? Why, we only just arrived! So grateful we have made lunch reservations by calling in advance like – weeks in advance, at 01-60-30-40-50. (If you’re calling from outside of France, replace the 0 with 33).
Choose something in the park (not in the Studio, hotels or outside). I mean, you just got here after all – you don’t want to leave again right away. Check the map online to see what restaurants look good to you near the castle. Choose something with waiter service if you can possibly afford it. Trust me. Those two hours sitting down out of the cold and noise without fighting for a table will make or break your day.
If the reservations are not for quite yet and you’re freezing,
amuse your kids at one of the many stores with all the things
they are allowed to look at, but not buy.
Now this was the one mistake we made this second time around. We booked our lunch again at the Auberge de Cendrillon (Cinderella’s Hotel).
The first time there, we were completely seduced by the restaurant because the atmosphere was so peaceful
and there was just an endless parade of princesses
and princes (with no lines! They come to you!)
And we just sucked it up to pay the exorbitant price (this is a seriously expensive restaurant) because it was our anniversary and we wanted to splurge, and the the whole experience was worth it.
That was two years ago, when the prices were even less expensive and Petit Prince didn’t pay.
Oh HO, but this time around was even more expensive and the food was such a disappointment – think lunch room vegetables.
I could have done an infinitely better job at very little cost and minimal effort.
And there were only two toilets for a whole restaurant full of people.
So never again – we liked the look of two restaurants on the other side of the park – the barbecue in Frontier Land and the nice table service of Pirates of the Caribbean, and both were much cheaper.
But the benefit was that we were all rested, we were all warm and fortified, and we were ready to tackle the rest of the day.
which is coming up next mateys – arrrrgh!!! (grrrrrr) (sob)
Mama D says
Ok, this makes me tired just reading it. And frightened. And overwhelmed. My children may never make it to Disneyland or Disneyworld. Organizing a successful trip to any of these places seems more complicated than orchestrating a military campaign!
ladyjennie says
Aren’t all your kids almost out of the nest? In that case, you can send them on their own while you stay home sipping iced tea and putting your feet up. No use in troubling yourself about this military campaign at all. 😉
Mama D says
My kids are all in elementary school! I’m right there with you in the trenches. 😉
ladyjennie says
I’m so glad you came back to tell me. I confused you with another reader (no idea who) who wrote about decorating for her daughter’s wedding. I tried to comment on your blog but my super slow network wouldn’t let me. I think your adorable dog is the exact same breed that we’re getting! (squee) Ours is orangish and white.
Mama D says
If your new dog (congratulations!!) is a pointer, prepare for it to think and act like it is your fourth child! Ours wants to be with the family at all times and interjects herself into all family hugs…apparently this very strong identification with its ‘pack’ and loving disposition is very characteristic of pointers.
ladyjennie says
It’s related to a pointer, but I think it’s a breed of spaniel. But it does have that pack mentality – that I know. In English it’s called a Brittany. We are in the final prep stages. Can’t wait!
Alison says
Is it un-parentlike of me if I deny my children Disney until they’re old enough to be parents themselves?
ladyjennie says
Very wise of you, my dear.
No seriously, it is fun to see the look on their faces when it’s the first time but you do have to be very prepared and organized.
Jen says
Jennie, despite your warning, I read and enjoyed your post anyway. Amazing to me how similar Disney Paris appears to Magic Kingdom. Is the anything special that is unique to Disney Paris, as it is definitely on our bucket list? As a Disney fanatic, I agree with your comments but what is missing is the most important part…the feeling of fairytale magic when you first enter the park (young and old alike, whether you enter for the first or 50th time…there is no denying the Mickey Magic)…..those first few moments are always my favorite part 🙂
ladyjennie says
I know! I know! (grin) I’m getting to the magic in Part Two – I like to play up the long-suffering a little bit. But I do seriously think that you have to have planned well in order to have a good experience. Now, as for what’s different, I’m not sure because I only went to Disney once in FL when I was 15 – I just don’t remember it. I’ve been twice here. Everything is in French and English, for one. And I’m sure the food will be different, especially in places that are not themed or fast food. Then there’s the ready access to Paris itself, which you don’t find just anywhere! 😉
Kimberly says
Man, I can’t even imagine enduring all that…nor can my wallet.
Eeeks.
You have such a beautiful family xo
ladyjennie says
Thanks Kimberloo. 🙂
Carole says
I’ve always wondered why on earth Disney would put an outdoor park in a place that doesn’t have good weather all year round. Sorry you had such a bad experience. Come to California, it’s wonderful.
ladyjennie says
I didn’t even think about the fact that the other Disney’s are in warm places. Yes – much less fun with winter coats.
Ameena says
I know that I am a good parent because I endured Disneyland not once but twice! And the second time I did it one-on-one. Talk about selfless!
Love the pics…
ladyjennie says
I know. I saw the pictures. You have proof of your outstanding mother-of-the-year-ship.
Abbey says
We love Disneyland Paris and have been many times. I think it has a charm that’s missing in other Disney parks and the whole complex is smaller, which is great. I would definitely recommend the Blue Lagoon Restaurant (Pirates of the Caribbean) for the price. We thought the food was good and Clara loved seeing the boats go by. Are you going to post about the snowfall? Loved that when we went at Christmas. Halloween is also a great season to go and it’s really well decorated if you ever get the chance during October, early November.
ladyjennie says
It’s good you mentioned that it’s more intimate because someone asked what the difference was and I wasn’t able to say. Thanks for the tip about the restaurant. We didn’t see the snowfall! Perhaps it’s too early in the season?
iceprinxess says
You went, you played, you had fun and you survived! lol 😀 The Christmas decorations give off the festive vibe already.
ladyjennie says
Survived – and barely! 😉
tracy@sellabitmum says
I need a nap. xo
ladyjennie says
No nap today. I’m preparing Part Two. 😉
deborah l quinn says
oh honey. I swear to god when I was pregnant with #1, I made Husband swear that if we ever, ever have to go to Disney, HE would do the rides & lines and I would sit in the hotel or by the pool. I hate amusement parks, crowds, crappy expensive food, and endless tchotchkes. Scrooge, yep, that’s me. I’m not even that fond of Tinkerbell, frankly.
ladyjennie says
So did he do it? Or have you successfully avoided all parks for 12 years?