Young Lady is turning nine. She’s approaching those pre-teen years that I dread so much am so excited for. I tried a Martha Stewart-inspired bird nest cupcake theme for her class with indifferent success. (What nest? There’s a nest?) And after school we went to the mall so she could get her ears pierced. She was allowed to choose one… Read More
Random Fun in France
There have been a lot of things going on over here. I finally accompanied my children on a class trip, proving that there is some hope of redemption for every mother. Each year the town hall organizes a cross country race and requires invites the children from all of the schools to participate. I was proud of my children… Read More
Hunter on a Snowy Field
There is only one reason to put up with snow. Kids. (And Kids-at-Heart). And dogs. Hunter is a hunting dog – an epagneul breton. As an adult he will need to run 3 hours a day. He will be disappointed. My friend Claudia said he was gangly. It’s true, he’s a teen. He tried to hump the bag of fertilizer… Read More
Dogs Are Gross
Dogs are gross aren’t they? I mean they transform my garden. They eat pigs ears and cows ears and beef intestine. Hunter ripped open the bag of beef intestine (panse de boeuf) and scattered the fine stinky crumbs all over my living room rug, just moments before all my students arrived. I had to whip out the vacuum and open… Read More
Le Dressage
To “train the dog” is “dresser (dress-ay) le chien” in French. And it’s a long, long (unlooked-for) process to have a nice obedient dog that is dressé. You have this cuteness and this. And then you have this. Christmas takes on a whole new meaning when you have a puppy. I was optimistic that with a name like Hunter, we would… Read More
Dog Days
Did you ever feel like you were living the lives of three people all at once? That kind of busy? On Friday we drove North to pick up our dog. Meet Hunter. We had to give him a name that started with an “H” because in France, if it’s a pure-bred (no matter which), they all have to have a… Read More