I’m over at World Moms Blog today to talk about the perineum. Yup, that’s right – the perineum – and my own experience of being shuffled through the excellent French healthcare system in the quest to have perineums of steel. 7-minute perineum. Six-pack perineum. I’m joking, I’m joking. Do you even know what a perineum is? Click here to find… Read More
Archives for January 2012
Obsession
Obsession. I now fully comprehend its meaning: Obsession is a young knight who is about to celebrate his six years. There are all sorts of questions that need to be asked regarding this event to make sure it will occur on a timely and successfully orchestrated schedule. Starting at one month before, the daily question must be asked of how… Read More
Beautiful Things
This morning I went for a follow-up ultrasound – not because I was worried, but because I always follow the doctor’s orders. I have nothing to complain about in my physical recovery, so I assumed all was well and didn’t bother doing the ultrasound at the hospital as they recommended. I just went to a local place that’s only 5… Read More
Moving Right Along
When I was a senior in high school I had a calculus teacher whom everybody loved. He threw erasers at people who gave stupid answers. He also used to give a long-suffering look when asked a stupid question before responding with a sigh and a, “okaaay … moving right along at a very rapid pace.” He made people laugh. If… Read More